51 founders and creators. Six Legions. Thirteen services. One email address to book any of them. The Nightlife Report Guild lists the designers, models, actors, chefs, artists, VJs and app founders Nightlife Report has interviewed since October 2026. Every one of them is on this site with their public Instagram, their public website, the services they described and an estimated price for a typical engagement.
The Guild is a union-style association for the protection of founders and creators. It does three things. It credits the work: every Champion page names the person who made it. It gives a fair hearing: no one is judged without written rules, a case file and an appeal through the Guild Court. And it gets the work booked: every page ends with a Contact via Guild button that reaches editor@nightlifereport.app.
How to hire a Champion in three minutes
- Pick a craft: browse the six Legions or the thirteen services.
- Read the Champion card: class, craft, abilities, attributes, and a five-tier menu from an entry offer to a monthly arrangement, each with an estimated price.
- Press Contact via Guild. Your email goes to editor@nightlifereport.app, never to the Champion’s private inbox.
Got a Golden Apple? Here is how to claim your $297 interview feature
- Step 1. A Champion hands you a Golden Apple.
- Step 2. You email editor@nightlifereport.app with the subject “Golden Apple interview”. Put three things in it: your email, your phone number and your Instagram. The link above fills in the subject for you.
- Step 3. Nightlife Report emails you the interview questions. You answer in writing, in your own words.
- Step 4. When your interview is published, we email you the link.
- What it’s worth: one Nightlife Report interview feature, valued at $297. It isn’t cash and can’t be exchanged for money. Your phone and email are used only to run your interview and are never published. Prefer a form? Optional form (coming).
Watch the film. Read the founding documents.
- Watch “Protect the Creator”, the 19:59 Nightlife Report documentary, on Instagram
- Watch it on YouTube (link coming)
- nightlifereport.app, home of Nightlife Report
- The Declaration of Independence, full transcript at the U.S. National Archives
The Long Watch
Our mission reaches past every lifetime we can measure: universal life carried beyond the one-billion-year mark, out to ten stars and then ten galaxies, built alongside the superintelligence our century is creating. It starts with something you can do today: protect the people who make things. Phaethon took the reins of the sun. We are building the road that keeps the chariot on course.
- The Champion index, sorted by last name
- Membership & Initiation: five steps from Neophyte to Member
- Guild Rules and the Guild Court
- Founding Documents and Proof & Records
Spotted: a new coin on the Guild’s horizon. Meet the Perlas Coin concept and get on the interest list. No price, no sale, no trading, just first word when there’s news.