Our Champion · Support · Founding Member (named to the Founding Roll) · initiation pending
Book Gary B. Lamb for producing & directing, from an estimated $470 entry offer
Champion card
| Champion | Gary B. Lamb |
| Class / role | Support · primary attribute Intelligence |
| Legion · Cohort | Legio I Imaginifera — Film, Stage & Screen · Stage & Comedy |
| Craft | Theater producing artistic director (Parsons Nose Theater) |
| Abilities (services) | Theater producing, Directing |
| Signature items | Banner: Parsons Nose Theater; Instagram portfolio: @gbl007; Website: parsonsnose.com; Nightlife Report interview |
| Attributes | Experience 6/10 · Reputation 7/10 · Quality 9/10 (Guild estimate) |
| Estimated value | ≈ $1,580 per engagement — estimate, not their quoted price |
| Golden Apple | 1 Golden Apple to hand on. The friend who holds it emails editor@nightlifereport.app (subject “Golden Apple interview”) with their email, phone and Instagram; Nightlife Report sends the interview questions, then the link to the published interview. Value of the feature: $297. |
| Standing | Founding Member (named to the Founding Roll) · initiation pending |
The hero’s journey
The ordinary world. Gary works in theater producing artistic director, under the banner Parsons Nose Theater, in Legio I Imaginifera (Film, Stage & Screen).
The call. In Gary’s words: “Fun question: We jumped into our first show by upgrading our lighting system and adding a better projection system. The next day we cried… haha, just dealing with the new learning curve!”
The ordeal. Story in progress.
The return with the elixir. What Gary brings back: “We don't care about others right now, all we care about is improving everything about our image in the community and the value of our product.”
The Linchpin
The art. “professional yet felt like family.”
The emotional labor. Story in progress.
Why indispensable. Story in progress.
How we priced it: $1,283 anchor (Guild median anchor) × (0.5 + (E6 + R7 + Q9) ÷ 30 = 1.23) ≈ $1,580 per engagement; E counts the brand, role, results and awards named in their own answers, R their public links and features, Q how fully and confidently they answered and the standards they set. Self-reported, unverified, not their quoted price.
Why book Gary
Meet Gary B. Lamb, one of our Champions in Legio I Imaginifera, Film, Stage & Screen. The banner is Parsons Nose Theater. Ask Gary what the work is and the answer comes straight: “Producing Artistic Director”.
Every hero’s journey has a moment where the old road ends. Here is the moment Gary chose this road: “Fun question: We jumped into our first show by upgrading our lighting system and adding a better projection system. The next day we cried… haha, just dealing with the new learning curve!”
Here’s the Big Domino, the one belief that makes the rest of the decision easy. It comes from the game Gary refuses to play: “We don't care about others right now, all we care about is improving everything about our image in the community and the value of our product.” What Gary wants people saying when Gary isn’t in the room: “professional yet felt like family.”
The stack, in plain terms: theater producing, directing. On the Guild’s unified Experience · Reputation · Quality scale we estimate one engagement at about $1,580, an estimate, not Gary’s quoted price.
What ten times the audience takes, per Gary: “Marketing, marketing and marketing. Longer runs of our shows and more staff!!!” Gary stands on the Founding Roll as a Neophyte, pending acceptance, and the Guild’s job is to protect that work and get it seen. Follow @gbl007, parsonsnose.com, and send booking inquiries through Contact via Guild.
The menu: 5 ways to work with Gary
| Tier | Offering | Estimated value |
| Entry | Concept and budget consult (2 hours) | ≈ $470 |
| Core | Directing or producing day (1 day) | ≈ $1,580 |
| Premium | Short-form production package (3 days, prep to delivery) | ≈ $4,740 |
| Continuity | Monthly content production (2 days a month) | ≈ $3,160 a month |
| Guild trade | 1 production day for a Guild member’s project | ≈ $1,580 in trade (no cash) |
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